>
> A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited he gynecologist. "Come
> now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been
> seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't
> tell me." "This one's kind of strange....."
> "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said,
> "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink
> in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I
> see." the doctor replied.
> "That afternoon, I went again, and there were nickels in the bowl."
> "Uh-huh." the doctor said. "That night," she went on, "there were dimes
> and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong
> with me!" she implored,
> I'm scared out of my wits!"
>
> The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
> it's nothing to be scared about....."
>
>
>
> (READY FOR THIS?)
>
>
>
>
>
> (I'M WARNING YOU.........)
>
>
>
>
>
> (STILL NOT TOO LATE.....)
>
>
>
>
>
> "You're simply going through the change......."
> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
> HAVE A GOOD DAY! BYE.
>
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