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In a message dated 12/18/1999 6:22:52 PM Eastern Standard Time, DLM 37072 
writes:

<< Subject: Probably why I'm divorced
 
 
 > My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
 > 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
 > food
 > and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 > 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in
 > N.Y.
 > 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
 > 4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
 > "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about
 > the
 > kitchen?"
 > 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
 > 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster,and electric bread
 > maker
 > Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So
 > I
 > bought her an electric chair
 > 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the
 > carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
 > 8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost
 > weight,
 > but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
 > 9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
 > off
 > 10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
 > garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
 > >>


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From: Marty <mjh7182@webtv.net>
To: <T-LA@webtv.net>; <mollisuzi@webtv.net>;
<obandy@stonebridgecompanies.com>; <Ddwmkw@aol.com>; <Gironeyes@aol.com>;
<Dfrogdog@aol.com>
Sent: Friday, December 17, 1999 10:51 AM
Subject: Probably why I'm divorced


> My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
> 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
> food
> and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
> 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in
> N.Y.
> 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
> 4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about
> the
> kitchen?"
> 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
> 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster,and electric bread
> maker
> Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So
> I
> bought her an electric chair
> 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the
> carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
> 8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost
> weight,
> but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
> 9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
> off
> 10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
> garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
>
>

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