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- Subject: Fw: HA HA HA choke, gag..spew water all over the screen....
- From: "George Adams" <ghadams@henge.com>
- Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 04:56:00 -0700
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Sent: Monday, December 20, 1999 8:14 AM
Subject: FW: HA HA HA choke, gag..spew water all over the screen....
>
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope
you
> remember my story when they start getting frustrated. My three year old
son
> had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.
One
> day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was
> very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled
> something funny so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she
> was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a
while,
> so I asked him and he said no. I kept thinking, oh Lord that child has
had
> an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me.
> Then I said, Matt are you sure you did not have an accident? I just knew
> that he must have had an accident, cause the smell was getting worse.
SOOO,
> I asked one more time MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT? This time with a
> little smirk on his face he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over
> and spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!
>
> .....
> While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled
up
> his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
> mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
they
> came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had.
>
