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[MOL] Just picture this, hehehe



In a message dated 12/21/1999 12:14:38 PM Eastern Standard Time, DLM 37072 
writes:

<< 
 > Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?  Well, I hope
 you
 > remember my story when they start getting frustrated.  My three year old
 son
 > had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.
 One
 > day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was
 > very busy, with a full dining room.  While enjoying my taco, I smelled
 > something funny so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she
 > was clean.  Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a
 while,
 > so I asked him and he said no.  I kept thinking, oh Lord that child has
 had
 > an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me.
 > Then I said, Matt are you sure you did not have an accident?  I just knew
 > that he must have had an accident, cause the smell was getting worse.
 SOOO,
 > I asked one more time MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT?  This time with a
 > little smirk on his face he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over
 > and spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!
 >
 > .....
 > While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled
 up
 > his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.  I was
 > mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
 they
 > came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had. >>


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Sent: Monday, December 20, 1999 8:14 AM
Subject: FW: HA HA HA choke, gag..spew water all over the screen....


>
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?  Well, I hope
you
> remember my story when they start getting frustrated.  My three year old
son
> had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.
One
> day we stopped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was
> very busy, with a full dining room.  While enjoying my taco, I smelled
> something funny so of course I checked my seven month old daughter and she
> was clean.  Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a
while,
> so I asked him and he said no.  I kept thinking, oh Lord that child has
had
> an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me.
> Then I said, Matt are you sure you did not have an accident?  I just knew
> that he must have had an accident, cause the smell was getting worse.
SOOO,
> I asked one more time MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT?  This time with a
> little smirk on his face he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over
> and spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!
>
> .....
> While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled
up
> his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.  I was
> mortified, but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
they
> came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had.
>

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