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<< > 1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
 > She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.
 > 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
 > breathing again.
 > 3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
 > a pound.
 > Apparently you have to show up.
 > 4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what
 > I'm doing.
 > 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would
 > have put them further up our body.
 > 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
 > me.
 > 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
 > 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
 > 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
 > country.
 > 10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
 >
 > >>


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From: Marty <mjh7182@webtv.net>
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Sent: Saturday, December 18, 1999 6:56 PM
Subject: The Best Reasons Ever For Not Exercising


> 1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
> She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.
> 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy
> breathing again.
> 3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost
> a pound.
> Apparently you have to show up.
> 4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what
> I'm doing.
> 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would
> have put them further up our body.
> 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
> me.
> 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
> 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
> 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
> country.
> 10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
>
>

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