Ralph was
driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's
birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall,
runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that
Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says "Which
Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for
$19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping
for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's
obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
