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-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Welter [mailto:welter1@worldnet.att.net] 
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 7:18 AM
To: STIEGLER ROB & CONNIE; RYMAL TRISH; MARTINEZ DENNIS & JENNY; LUTZ
TODD & LINDSAY; KEN P.H.&G; Kathy Corrigan; IMHOLT DAVE; Hublou Greg;
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Subject: Fw: FW: RANDY THE ROOSTER



-----Original Message-----
From: chefjm <chefjm@gateway.net>
To: Jim & Shannon Welter <welter1@worldnet.att.net>
Date: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 5:01 PM
Subject: Fw: FW: RANDY THE ROOSTER


>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: THOMPSON, ROBERTA K. <ROBERTA.K.THOMPSON@saic.com>
>To: CHEFJM@gateway.net <CHEFJM@gateway.net>; mconnors@lima-inc.com
><mconnors@lima-inc.com>; lahmang@notes.saic.com <lahmang@notes.saic.com>;
>vogt_kk@willis.com <vogt_kk@willis.com>; hwest@hughesfcu.org
><hwest@hughesfcu.org>
>Date: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 9:24 AM
>Subject: Fw: FW: RANDY THE ROOSTER
>
>
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>>---------------------- Forwarded by Roberta Thompson/TCG/SAIC on 10/26/99
>09:02
>>AM ---------------------------
>>
>>
>>Roberta J Helweg <robertaj97@juno.com> on 10/25/99 07:57:08 PM
>>
>>To:   Dotmanz@aol.com, Holm@IOMEGA.COM, judycheeney@juno.com,
>>      pambragg@YAHOO.COM, ROBERTA.K.THOMPSON@cpmx.saic.com,
>DEWEEY1@aol.com,
>>      lvpsnp@juno.com
>>cc:    (bcc: Roberta Thompson/TCG/SAIC)
>>
>>Subject:  Fw: FW: RANDY THE ROOSTER
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>I always love Chicken jokes - my Grandpa was a Chicken Farmer!
>>
>>
>>--------- Begin forwarded message ---------
>>
>>
>>> > > RANDY THE ROOSTER
>>>> > >
>>This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
>>So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and  asks if he has a
>>rooster which he would sell.  The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this
>>great rooster, named Randy.  He'll service  every chicken  you got, no
>>problem."
>>Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but  the farmer decides
>>he'd be worth it.  So, he buys Randy.
>>The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first,
>>giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want  you to pace  yourself now.
>> You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of
>>money. Consequently, I'll need  you to do a good job. So, take your time
>>and have some fun," the farmer said,  with a chuckle.
>>Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points  toward the hen house,
>>and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! -  Randy nails every hen in the
>>hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
>>After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough,
>>Randy is in there.  Later, The farmer sees Randy after flock of geese,
>>down by the lake.  Once again - WHAM!  He gets all the geese.
>>By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
>>The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster  won't even
>>last 24 hours.
>>Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find
>>Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards
>>are circling overhead.
>>The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal,
>>shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself.  I
>>tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
>>Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and
>>says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
>>
>>--------- End forwarded message ----------
>>
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