Re: [MOL] fruitcake funny recipe (and how to prepare it)!!!!! [01183] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] fruitcake funny recipe (and how to prepare it)!!!!!



*giggle* I love it!
Mam

Pauline Middleton wrote:
> 
> I know its a little early, but the following recipe for holiday fruitcake
> just became available to me and it is so wonderful, you MUST read it+ADs- then
> you're ready for the Holidays+ACEAIQ-
> 
> Ingredients:
> 1 Cup water
> 1 Cup sugar
> 1 Cup brown sugar
> 1 Cup lemon juice
> 1 Cup nuts
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 tsp salt
> 4 large eggs
> 2 Cup dried fruit
> 1 bottle of your favorite whiskey
> 
> Directions:
> Sample the whiskey to check for quality
> Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest
> quality.
> Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
> Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
> Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again.
> Make sure the whiskey is still okay.  Cry another tup.
> Turn off the mixerer.
> Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dup of cried fruit.
> Mix on the turnerer.
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
> drewscriver.
> Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
> Next, sift 2 cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares.
> Check the whiskey.
> Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table.  Spoon.  Of sugar or something.  Whatever you can find.
> Grease the oven.
> Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Throw the bowl out the window.
> Check the whiskey again.   Go to bed.
> Who the hell likes druitcake anyway.......
> 
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