[MOL] this joke is .......... [01169] Medicine On Line


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>> >> A man was walking home alone late one night when
>> he hears a
>> >> BUMP...> > > > >BUMP...> > > > > >BUMP.. behind
>> him.
>> >> Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the
>> image of an
>> >> upright coffin banging its way down the middle of
>> the street towards
>> him
>> >> ..
>> >> BUMP...> > > > > >BUMP...BUMP
>> >>  bouncing quickly behind him ... faster...
>> faster... BUMP...  BUMP...
>> >> BUMP.
>> >> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
>> opens the door, rushes
>> in
>> >>
>> >> slams and locks the door behind him.
>> >> However, the coffin crashes through his door,
>> with the lid of the
>> coffin
>> >>
>> >> clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
>> clappity-BUMP... on
>> >> the heals of the terrified man.
>> >> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
>> himself in.  His heart
>> >> is
>> >> pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is
>> coming in sobbing gasps.
>> >> With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the
>> door.  Bumping and
>> clapping
>> >>
>> >> towards him. The man screams and reaches for
>> something, anything ...
>> but
>> >> all he
>> >> can find is a box of cough drops!
>> >> Desperate, he throws the coughdrops at the coffin
>> ...
>> >> and of course...
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >
>> >> > > > > > >.. the coffin stops!
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