[MOL] fruitcake funny recipe (and how to prepare it)!!!!! [01124] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] fruitcake funny recipe (and how to prepare it)!!!!!

I know its a little early, but the following recipe for holiday fruitcake
just became available to me and it is so wonderful, you MUST read it+ADs- then
you're ready for the Holidays+ACEAIQ-

1 Cup water
1 Cup sugar
1 Cup brown sugar
1 Cup lemon juice
1 Cup nuts
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
2 Cup dried fruit
1 bottle of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay.  Cry another tup.
Turn off the mixerer.
Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dup of cried fruit.
Mix on the turnerer.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.  Spoon.  Of sugar or something.  Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again.   Go to bed.
Who the hell likes druitcake anyway.......

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