> TODAY'S JOKE:
> It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades;
> there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless
> and it was near the end of the day. So the teacher thought of an
activity.
> She said, "The first ones to answer correctly the questions I ask may
> leave early today."
>
> Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I'm smart and I want to get outta
> here." The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
> Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The
> teacher said, "That's right Susie. You may go." Johnny was really mad
> that Susie had answered first.
>
> The teacher asked, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
> But before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said,
> "Martin Luther King!" The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may
go."
> Johnny was even madder than before because Mary had answered first.
>
> Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for
> you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy piped, "John Kennedy!"
and
> the teacher said, "That's right, Nancy. you may go." Now Johnny was
furious!
>
> The teacher turned her back, and Johnny muttered, "I wish these bitches
> would keep there mouths shut!"
> The teacher spun around. "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON.
CAN
> I GO NOW?"
>
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