[MOL] Cute [01299] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Cute



A family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her,
hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the
nurses bathe her,
feed her a tasty breakfast and set  her in a chair at a
window overlooking a
lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she
sloowwwly starts
to tilt over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses
immediately rush up
to catch her and straighten her up.Again she seems OK,
but after a while she
slooowwly
starts to tilt  over to her other side.  The nurses rush
back and once more
bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.Later,
the family arrives
to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it
here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let
you fart."
 
"The World is so full
of a number of things.
I' am sure we should all be
as happy as Kings."  Robert Louis Stevenson