A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL
GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
INTERRUPTS,+ACI-HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE
LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN
FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW+ACI-
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY.
+ACI-FIX THE LIGHT?
NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A
G.E. LOGO
PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T
THINK SO.+ACI-
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE
DOOR? IT
WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.+ACI-
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, +ACI-FIX THE
FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.+ACI-
+ACI-FINE,+ACI- SHE SAYS +ACI-THEN YOU COULD AT
LEAST FIX
THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.+ACI-
+ACI-I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I
DON'T WANT TO
FIX STEPS,+ACI- HE SAYS. +ACI-DOES IT LOOK
LIKE I HAVE ACE
HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I
DON'T THINK
SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M
GOING TO THE BAR+ACEAIQAhACI-
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED
HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME
ANDHELP OUT. AS
HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THE STEPS ARE
ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE
HOUSE, HE SEES
THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE
GOES TO GET A
BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS
FIXED. 'HONEY,
HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?+ACI-
SHE SAID, +ACI-WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I
AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG
MAN
ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE
OFFERED TO DO
ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO
DO WAS EITHER GO TO
BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.+ACI-
HE SAID, +ACI-SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID
YOU BAKE HIM?+ACI-
SHE REPLIED, +ACI-HELLOOOOO........ DO
YOU SEE
BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD?+ACI-
------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is an automatically-generated notice. If you'd like to be removed
from the mailing list, please visit the Medicine-On-Line Discussion Forum
at <http://www.meds.com/con_faq.html>, or send an email message to:
majordomo@lists.meds.com
with the subject line blank and the body of the message containing the line:
unsubscribe mol-cancer your-email-address
where the phrase your-email-address is replaced with your actual email
address.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
