----- Original Message -----
From: Rose Fortner <fortnerrose@bigfoot.com>
To: gail penrod <gpenrod@cherokeetel.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 28, 1999 11:03 PM
Subject: Fw: are you lonesome
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: LDSher@aol.com <LDSher@aol.com>
> To: fortnerrose@earthlink.net <fortnerrose@earthlink.net>
> Cc: happyhourtime@yahoo.com <happyhourtime@yahoo.com>; warren@capital2.com
> <warren@capital2.com>; PDSher@aol.com <PDSher@aol.com>
> Date: Saturday, August 28, 1999 4:28 PM
> Subject: are you lonesome
>
>
> >To be sung to the tune of "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
> >> >
> >> > Are you lonesome tonight?
> >> > Does your tummy feel right?
> >> > Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
> >> > Does your memory stray to that bright sunny day
> >> > When you had all your teeth and your gums?
> >> > Is your hairline receding? Are your eyes growing dim?
> >> > Hysterectomy for her, and it's prostate for him.
> >> > Does your back give you pain..do your knees predict rain.
> >> > Tell me Dear, are you lonesome tonight?
> >> >
> >> > Is your blood pressure Up?
> >> > your cholesterol down?
> >> > Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
> >> > All that Oat Bran and fruit,
> >> > Metamucil to boot.
> >> > Keeps you like a well oiled machine.
> >> > If it's football and baseball,
> >> > He sure knows the score.
> >> > Yes, he knows where it's at
> >> > But forgets what it's for.
> >> > So, your gall bladder's gone,
> >> > But his gout lingers on.
> >> > Tell me Dear, Are you lonesome tonight?
> >> >
> >> > When you're hungry, he's not.
> >> > When you're cold, then he's hot.
> >> > Then you start that old thermostat war.
> >> > When you turn out the light,
> >> > He goes left, you go right.
> >> > Then you get his great symphonic snore.
> >> > He was once so romantic,
> >> > And witty and smart.
> >> > How'd he turn out to be
> >> > Such a cranky old fart.
> >> > So, don't take any bets
> >> > This is as good as it gets.
> >> > Tell me Dear, Are you lonesome tonight?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >___________________________________________
> >
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