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From: Rose Fortner <fortnerrose@bigfoot.com>
To: gail penrod <gpenrod@cherokeetel.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 28, 1999 11:03 PM
Subject: Fw: are you lonesome


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> -----Original Message-----
> From: LDSher@aol.com <LDSher@aol.com>
> To: fortnerrose@earthlink.net <fortnerrose@earthlink.net>
> Cc: happyhourtime@yahoo.com <happyhourtime@yahoo.com>; warren@capital2.com
> <warren@capital2.com>; PDSher@aol.com <PDSher@aol.com>
> Date: Saturday, August 28, 1999 4:28 PM
> Subject: are you lonesome
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>
> >To be sung to the tune of "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
> >> >
> >> >   Are you lonesome tonight?
> >> >   Does your tummy feel right?
> >> >   Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?
> >> >   Does your memory stray to that bright sunny day
> >> >   When you had all your teeth and your gums?
> >> >   Is your hairline receding? Are your eyes growing dim?
> >> >   Hysterectomy for her, and it's prostate for him.
> >> >   Does your back give you pain..do your knees predict rain.
> >> >   Tell me Dear, are you lonesome tonight?
> >> >
> >> >   Is your blood pressure Up?
> >> >   your cholesterol down?
> >> >   Are you eating your low fat cuisine?
> >> >   All that Oat Bran and fruit,
> >> >   Metamucil to boot.
> >> >   Keeps you like a well oiled machine.
> >> >   If it's football and baseball,
> >> >   He sure knows the score.
> >> >   Yes, he knows where it's at
> >> >   But forgets what it's for.
> >> >   So, your gall bladder's gone,
> >> >   But his gout lingers on.
> >> >   Tell me Dear, Are you lonesome tonight?
> >> >
> >> >   When you're hungry, he's not.
> >> >   When you're cold, then he's hot.
> >> >   Then you start that old thermostat war.
> >> >   When you turn out the light,
> >> >   He goes left, you go right.
> >> >   Then you get his great symphonic snore.
> >> >   He was once so romantic,
> >> >   And witty and smart.
> >> >   How'd he turn out to be
> >> >   Such a cranky old fart.
> >> >   So, don't take any bets
> >> >   This is as good as it gets.
> >> >   Tell me Dear, Are you lonesome tonight?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >___________________________________________
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