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In a message dated 8/26/99 11:07:41 AM Pacific Daylight Time, 
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<< A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who
 is ahead by a couple of strokes.
 The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
 
  A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you
 give up a fourth of your sex life?"
 
  The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer
 will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen
  and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt
 and says,"OK." And sinks the putt.
 
  Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could only get an
 eagle
  on this hole."  The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it
 be
  worth another fourth of your sex life?"
 
  The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.
 
 Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to
 win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says,
 "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this
 match?"
 The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.
 
  As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger
 walks alongside and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you
 because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will
 have
 no sex life."
  "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Subject: Perfect golf!
Date: Wed, Aug 25, 1999, 9:56 PM



 A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who
is ahead by a couple of strokes.
The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

 A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you
give up a fourth of your sex life?"

 The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer
will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen
 and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt
and says,"OK." And sinks the putt.

 Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could only get an
eagle
 on this hole."  The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it
be
 worth another fourth of your sex life?"

 The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.

Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to
win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says,
"Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this
match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.

 As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger
walks alongside and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you
because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will
have
no sex life."
 "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."






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