[MOL] Joke [00903] Medicine On Line


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>thought y'all might get a kick out a this one....
>
>tehehehe


>> The Diagnosis
>>
>> A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
>> checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
>> He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
>combined
>> with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
>
>> surely
>> die."
>>
>> "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure
>he
>> is
>> in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner
>prepare
>an
>> especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he
>probably
>> had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only
>make
>his
>> stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband
>several
>> times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do this for the
>next
>> 10
>> months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health
>completely.
>>
>> On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
>> "What did the doctor say?"
>> "You're going to die," she replied.



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