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This one is too good to miss! Kathy
-----Original Message-----
From: Meredith Dille [mailto:mdille@idl.state.id.us]
Sent: Monday, August 02, 1999 9:15 AM
To: Kathy Corrigan
Subject: he he
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys."
I told the misses that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness-even when smashed-to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning the misses asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled."
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