In a message dated 7/31/99 3:40:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time, glomar@webtv.net
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden
comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder
and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your
fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well,if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're
collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough,
there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden,
"take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game
Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three
blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb
Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two,
"doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?! >>
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden
comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder
and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your
fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well,if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're
collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough,
there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden,
"take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game
Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three
blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb
Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two,
"doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!
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