-----Original Message----- From: Melissa Wolfe Sent: Friday, July 30, 1999 11:52 AM
To: Bobbie Mead; Brandi Maxwell; Jo Price; Keena Edgerton; Kathy Corrigan; Megan Patten; Stina Clements; Susan Ochs-Conrad; Tami Christensen; Todd Baker; Staci WORK Welsh (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Rejection
>Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
>(and what they actually mean)
>
>10. I think of you as a brother.
>(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
>
>9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
>(I don't want to do my dad.)
>
>8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
>(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
>
>7. My life is too complicated right now.
>(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear
>phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
>
>6. I've got a boyfriend.
>(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
>
>5. I don't date men where I work.
>(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much
>less the same building.)
>
>4. It's not you, it's me.
>(It's you.)
>
>3. I'm concentrating on my career.
>(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
>dating you.)
>
>2. I'm celibate.
>(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
>
>1. Let's be friends.
>(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
>about
>all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective
>thing.)
>
>
>In response...The male perspective on the same issue...
>Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
>(and what they actually mean...)
>
>10. I think of you as a sister.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>7. My life is too complicated right now.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>6. I've got a girlfriend.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>5. I don't date women where I work.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>4. It's not you, it's me.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>3. I'm concentrating on my career.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>2. I'm celibate.
>(You're ugly.)
>
>1. Let's be friends.
>(You're sinfully ugly.)
>
>
>
