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[MOL] jokes that I think are cute

 The Dead Mule

 >A Preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a
 >dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not
 >appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the
 >health department.
 >They said since there was no health threat that he should call the
 >sanitation department. The manager said he could not pick up the mule
 >without authorization from the mayor.
 >Now the Preacher knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him. The
 >mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the
 >Preacher called him anyway.
 >The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant & rave at the
 >pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me any way? Isn't it your job
 >to bury the dead?"
 >The preacher paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to direct his
 >response. He was led to say, "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead,
 >but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"
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