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                                   Women's Dictionary

 >Airhead (er*hed) n.  What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over
 >by a policeman.
 >Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.  A discussion that occurs when you're right,
 >but he just hasn't realized it yet.
 >Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.  You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,
 >chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned
 >everything up, but, he,  "made the dinner".
 >Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.  Jokes that are short so men can understand
 >Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.  An appliance designed to eat socks.
 >Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.  A drink you buy at a convenience store to go
 >with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
 >Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.  The last two minutes of a football game.
 >Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.  To walk up and down a mall, occasionally
 >resting to make a purchase.
 >Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.  Someone who is able to create a style
 >you will never be able to duplicate again.  See also "Magician".
 >Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.  Similar to a black hole in space...if
 >he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
 >Childbirth (child*brth) n.  You get to go through 36 hours of
 >contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus... breath...
 >push... Good Girl!"
 >Park (park) v./n.  Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere
 >romantic".  After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and
 >Patience (pa*shens) n.  The most important ingredient for dating,
 >marriage and children.  See also "tranquilizers."
 >Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.  A day when you have dreams of a
 >candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky
 >to get a card.
 >Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry,
 >shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
 >Zillion (zil*yen) n.  The number of times you ask someone male to take
 >out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.
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