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[MOL] Fw: My Turn Tam!!!!



a friend of mine gets a kick out of all the jokes from mol, but he decided
that they i needed this list. thought they were kind of cute(coming from a
man's point of view that is)
tami
-----Original Message-----
From: Tami Hagerman <Tami_Hagerman@Guardian.com>
To: sewfun@bright.net <sewfun@bright.net>
Date: Tuesday, July 20, 1999 4:55 AM
Subject: My Turn Tam!!!!


>
>---------------------- Forwarded by Tami
>Hagerman/Auburn/Guardian_Industries on 07/19/99 11:50 AM
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>
>
>Wade Brinkman <wbrink@kuntrynet.com> on 07/19/99 06:39:07 AM
>
>Please respond to wbrink@kuntrynet.com
>
>To:   Tami Hagerman/Auburn/Guardian_Industries
>cc:
>
>Subject:  My Turn Tam!!!!
>
>
>
>
>>
>> << How many men does it take to open a beer? None.
>>  It should be opened by the time she brings it.
>>
>>  Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to
>the
>>  kitchen sink.
>>
>>  How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When
>she
>>  starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
>>
>>  How do you fix a woman's watch?
>>  You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
>>  Why do men pass gas more than women?
>>  Because women won't shut up long
>>  enough to build up pressure.
>>
>>  If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
>the
>>  front door,
>>  who do you let in first?
>>  The dog of course.
>>  At least he'll Shut up after you let him in.
>>
>>  All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
>them
>>  apart.
>>
>>  What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what
>>  she's told.
>>
>>  I married Miss Right.
>>  I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>>
>>  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt
>>  her.
>>
>>  What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
>Divorced.
>>
>>  Bigamy is having one wife too many.
>>  Some say monogamy is the same.
>>
>>  Scientist have discovered a food
>>  to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>>  It is Wedding Cake.
>>
>>  Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
>>  Engagement Ring,
>>  Wedding Ring,
>>  Suffering.
>>
>>  Our last fight was my fault:
>>  My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
>>  I said,"Dust!"
>>
>>  In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
>Man
>>  and rested.
>>  Then God created Woman.
>>  Since then, neither God nor Man has Rested.
>>
>>  My wife and I are inseparable.
>>  In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.
>>
>>  Why do men die before their wives?
>>  They want to.
>>
>>  What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
>>
>>  A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive
>and
>>  said,
>>  "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,
>>  "God, I wish I had your willpower."
>>
>>  Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
>>  Two Mothers-in-law.
>>
>>  Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
>man
>>  doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in
>every
>>  country, son.
>>
>>  A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The
>
>>  next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
>
>>  "You can have mine."
>>
>>  A man meets a genie.
>>  The genie tells him he can have whatever he wishes, provided that his
>
>>  mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a minute and then says,
>
>>  "OK, give me a million dollars and then beat me half to death."
>>
>>  The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
>it
>>  once.
>>
>>  Women will never be equal to men
>>  until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
>and
>>  still think they are beautiful.
>>
>>  May I Always Be The Kind Of Man My Dog Thinks I Am!
>>   >>
>>
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