Re: [MOL] Another HMO funny [00299] Medicine On Line


[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]

Re: [MOL] Another HMO funny



That was good Deb....ROFLOL  also gives some good things to say when I meet
my Maker!!!!!  See you real soon!  lillian


----- Original Message -----
From: deb grodin <debg@home.com>
To: list <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 1999 9:44 AM
Subject: [MOL] Another HMO funny


> THREE NURSES
>    Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met
>   at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked,
>   "What did you used to do back on Earth?   Why do you
>   think you should be allowed to come into Heaven?"
>
>   "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital," she replied.
>   "I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers,
>   especially poor, helpless children."
>   "Very noble," said St. Peter.  "You may enter."
>    And in through the Gates she went.
>
>   To the next, he asked the same question.  "What did you
>   used to do?"  "Why do you think you should be allowed to
>   come into Heaven?"
>
>   "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in the Amazon
>     basin,"
>   she replied.  "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of
>    doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many people
>   across numerous tribes, with a hand of healing and peace, and
>    with the message about God's love."
>   "How touching," said St. Peter.  "You, too, may enter."
>    And in she went.
>
>   He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "What
>   did you used to do back on Earth?  Why do you think you
>    should  be allowed to come into Heaven?"
>    After some hesitation, she replied, "I  was a nurse at an HMO."
>     St. Peter pondered this for a moment,  and  then said, "Ok, you
>   may enter, too."
>    "Whew!"  said the nurse.  "For a  moment there, I thought you
>     weren't going to let me in."
>    "Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay
>      for three days."
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> This is an automatically-generated notice.  If you'd like to be removed
> from the mailing list, please visit the Medicine-On-Line Discussion Forum
> at <http://www.meds.com/con_faq.html>, or send an email message to:
> majordomo@lists.meds.com
> with the subject line blank and the body of the message containing the
line:
> unsubscribe mol-cancer your-email-address
> where the phrase your-email-address is replaced with your actual email
> address.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>

------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is an automatically-generated notice.  If you'd like to be removed
from the mailing list, please visit the Medicine-On-Line Discussion Forum
at <http://www.meds.com/con_faq.html>, or send an email message to:
majordomo@lists.meds.com
with the subject line blank and the body of the message containing the line:
unsubscribe mol-cancer your-email-address
where the phrase your-email-address is replaced with your actual email
address.
------------------------------------------------------------------------