That was good Deb....ROFLOL also gives some good things to say when I meet
my Maker!!!!! See you real soon! lillian
----- Original Message -----
From: deb grodin <debg@home.com>
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Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 1999 9:44 AM
Subject: [MOL] Another HMO funny
> THREE NURSES
> Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met
> at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked,
> "What did you used to do back on Earth? Why do you
> think you should be allowed to come into Heaven?"
>
> "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital," she replied.
> "I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers,
> especially poor, helpless children."
> "Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
> And in through the Gates she went.
>
> To the next, he asked the same question. "What did you
> used to do?" "Why do you think you should be allowed to
> come into Heaven?"
>
> "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in the Amazon
> basin,"
> she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of
> doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many people
> across numerous tribes, with a hand of healing and peace, and
> with the message about God's love."
> "How touching," said St. Peter. "You, too, may enter."
> And in she went.
>
> He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "What
> did you used to do back on Earth? Why do you think you
> should be allowed to come into Heaven?"
> After some hesitation, she replied, "I was a nurse at an HMO."
> St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Ok, you
> may enter, too."
> "Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you
> weren't going to let me in."
> "Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay
> for three days."
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