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Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 1999 10:01
Subject: [MOL] norwegian jokes
My dad had several joke
book in his effects. I thought I would share a few of them with you. ( the
cleaner ones) Dad was for North Dakota he was norwegian and
A norwegian calls up his doctor ans say's
Every morning at 5 I have a B.M."
fine said the Doctor. That
very healty. What seemes to be your problem?
Vell Said then Norwegian "I don't wake up till
A Danish lady sent her husband downtown to get
a pair of loafers.
So he came back with two
Why don't Swede's Eat M&M's?
Because they are hard to peel.
Where to Swede's keep thier
Up thier slevies.
A Swede called on his girl friend and his
shirt was dripping wet. When asked why he replied " the label said wash and
a Danish couple decided to get a divorce
becaus of incompatabillity. he lost his in come and she has lost her
A noregian got married and on the wedding
night hes bride disrobed and suggested, " Get aboard, Ole." By the time he got
back from the lumber yard hs bride had fallen asleep.
A swedish woman sent her husband downtown to
by a lazy boy rocker. He came back with a noregian Guitar player.
How you get 20 norwegians into a volks wagen?
Throw aquarter into the back seat.
Knute Called the Salvation army: " do you save
Bad Girls there?" Yes we do. Came the answer. " Vell said Knute
"save me one for saterday
Ole once had an implement dealershipin
Wisconsin. his motto was "Ve Stand behind all our implements.. vid de
exception of the da manure spreader."
a Noregian wand recently arrested for
passing bougs $2 bills. the way he did it was to erase the ) from the $20