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[MOL] new car



A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate for a nice
> >evening drive.  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what

> >was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
> >
> >As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and
blue
> >light behind him.  "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes" he
> >thought to himself and opened her up further.  The needle hit 90,
100,
> >110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
> >
> >"What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
> >
> >The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined
it
> >and the car.  "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pullover.
I
> >don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for
your
> >driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
> >
> >"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was
afraid
> >you were trying to give her back!"
> >
> >"On your way," said the officer.
> >