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The Top 10 Signs you're in a cheap HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
        the trailer park."

8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
        last month.

4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with
        "m"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO......

1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.