Hi all. We have to make some agonizing decisions about whether to get chemo
at Sloan K for my husband's grim diagnosis or someplace else or anything
else. We have a consult at Dana Farber next week with the chief of Thoracic
Oncology there. In the meantime, my irrepressible friend in San Francisco
keeps sending me jokes and funny lines. I particularly liked this batch and
am sending them to you in the hope that it will give a much needed laugh to
one and all. Cheers. Bess
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PROVO CATIVE PROVERBS
** Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
** Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
** Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
** Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
** Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
** A fool and his money are soon partying.
** Before they invented drawing boards, there was nothing to go back to.
** Despite the universal popularity of the #2 pencil, it is still #2 .
** Though your work may be rewarding, they still have to pay to get you to do
it.
** Indecision is the key to flexibility.
** You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
** There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
** The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
** Someone who thinks logically is a refreshing contrast to the real world.
** Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
** If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone in mind to
blame.
** One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
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