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In a message dated 6/29/99 3:15:02 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
SGALLICK@webtv.net writes:

> >> Bible Salesman
>  >>
>  >> There was once this man who wanted to be a salesman all of his life.  It
>  >> was
>  >> his dream, but the only problem is that he has a speech impediment.
>  >>
>  >> One day he is walking along a street and sees a sign that reads,
>  "Salesman
>  >> needed, apply inside."  He leaps for joy and immediately enters the
>  store.
>  >> When he walks in he realizes that they sold Bibles.  He didn't care what
>  >> he
>  >> sold, so he talked to the receptionist who referred him to the store
>  >> manager.
>  >>
>  >> He walks into the office and the manager says,"How can I help you?"
>  >>
>  >> The man replied," IIIIII wanttttttt tttttooooo seeellll Biblesss!"
>  >>
>  >> Realizing that the man stuttered he responded,"Well my son, I don't 
think
>  >> that you are what we are looking for."
>  >>
>  >> The man, realizing that his dream was slipping through his fingers, got
>  >> agitated and said," III WANTTTT TOOO SSELL BBibleSSS!"
>  >>
>  >> The manager, being a good Christian, wanted to help the man and not just
>  >> turn him away.  He thinks for a while, then picks up a Bible, hands it 
to
>  >> the man and says,  "Son, I'll tell you what.  Take this Bible.  If you
>  can
>  >> sell it, come back to me.  If not, then take it as my gift to you."  The
>  >> man
>  >> agreed and left the store.
>  >>
>  >> Fifteen minutes later he returned to the manager with twice the asking
>  >> price
>  >> for the Bible.  Intrigued, the  manager gave him three more and sent him
>  >> out
>  >> again.  Forty-five minutes later the man returned to the store with 
three
>  >> times the asking price for the Bibles.
>  >>
>  >> The surprised manager says to him, "Son, I am amazed!  Take this case of
>  >> Bibles and if you can sell them all the job is yours!" The excited man
>  >> leaves with his case.
>  >>
>  >> The manager thinking that he will never see him again, was amazed to see
>  >> him
>  >> return after only two hours!  Burning with curiousity, the manager said,
>  >> "Son, you are hired.  I've never seen anyone be able to sell Bible as
>  >> quickly as you, but I just have to know how you are selling all of these
>  >> Bibles!  Take this Bible, go outside of my office, knock on the door, 
and
>  >> I
>  >> want you to come in and sell it to me."
>  >>
>  >> The man smiles and goes out, knocks on the door, comes into the office
>  and
>  >> says to the manager, "Woood yyyooouuu likeeee tttttooooo bbuyyyy aaa
>  >> Bbbbibleee, orrr woulddddd youuu lllikkkee meeee ttooo
>  >> rrrreeaaddd it tooooo yoouuu???"


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-----Original Message-----
From: MINNICKD@pioneernrc.com <MINNICKD@pioneernrc.com>
To: djm2@msn.com <djm2@msn.com>
Date: Monday, June 21, 1999 11:48 AM
Subject: FW: Bible Salesman...


>
>
>> Bible Salesman
>>
>> There was once this man who wanted to be a salesman all of his life.  It
>> was
>> his dream, but the only problem is that he has a speech impediment.
>>
>> One day he is walking along a street and sees a sign that reads,
"Salesman
>> needed, apply inside."  He leaps for joy and immediately enters the
store.
>> When he walks in he realizes that they sold Bibles.  He didn't care what
>> he
>> sold, so he talked to the receptionist who referred him to the store
>> manager.
>>
>> He walks into the office and the manager says,"How can I help you?"
>>
>> The man replied," IIIIII wanttttttt tttttooooo seeellll Biblesss!"
>>
>> Realizing that the man stuttered he responded,"Well my son, I don't think
>> that you are what we are looking for."
>>
>> The man, realizing that his dream was slipping through his fingers, got
>> agitated and said," III WANTTTT TOOO SSELL BBibleSSS!"
>>
>> The manager, being a good Christian, wanted to help the man and not just
>> turn him away.  He thinks for a while, then picks up a Bible, hands it to
>> the man and says,  "Son, I'll tell you what.  Take this Bible.  If you
can
>> sell it, come back to me.  If not, then take it as my gift to you."  The
>> man
>> agreed and left the store.
>>
>> Fifteen minutes later he returned to the manager with twice the asking
>> price
>> for the Bible.  Intrigued, the  manager gave him three more and sent him
>> out
>> again.  Forty-five minutes later the man returned to the store with three
>> times the asking price for the Bibles.
>>
>> The surprised manager says to him, "Son, I am amazed!  Take this case of
>> Bibles and if you can sell them all the job is yours!" The excited man
>> leaves with his case.
>>
>> The manager thinking that he will never see him again, was amazed to see
>> him
>> return after only two hours!  Burning with curiousity, the manager said,
>> "Son, you are hired.  I've never seen anyone be able to sell Bible as
>> quickly as you, but I just have to know how you are selling all of these
>> Bibles!  Take this Bible, go outside of my office, knock on the door, and
>> I
>> want you to come in and sell it to me."
>>
>> The man smiles and goes out, knocks on the door, comes into the office
and
>> says to the manager, "Woood yyyooouuu likeeee tttttooooo bbuyyyy aaa
>> Bbbbibleee, orrr woulddddd youuu lllikkkee meeee ttooo
>> rrrreeaaddd it tooooo yoouuu???"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>




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