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[pitakula@webtv.net (betty kula)]

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• Subject: Fwd: Fw:
• From: Merkjoma@aol.com
• Date: Sun, 27 Jun 1999 23:51:50 EDT

In a message dated 6/27/99 4:02:55 AM Central Daylight Time, 
mjm72248@worldnet.att.net writes:

<< 
 > > The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO:
 > > 
 > > 
 > > 10) Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
 > > 
 > > 9)  Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
 > > enter the trailer park."
 > > 
 > > 8)  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
 > > 
 > > 7)  Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
 > > 
 > > 6)  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a
 day."
 > > 
 > > 5)  Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
 > > Goodwill last month.
 > > 
 > > 4)  "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
 > > typo.
 > > 
 > > 3)  The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
 > > 
 > > 2)  With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors
 with
 > > little "m"s on them.
 > > 
 > > And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
 > > 
 > > 1)  You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
 > > 
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 > > 
 > >  >>

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• To: "randall bredeson" <rkbredeson@aol.com>, "RICHARD MERKEL" <MERKJOMA@aol.com>
• Subject: Fw:
• From: "mary mckinney" <mjm72248@worldnet.att.net>
• Date: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 12:14:01 -0700

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> From: Sally Ervolina <sally_e@worldnet.att.net>
> To: F and M <cooknduo@aol.com>
> Subject: Fw: 
> Date: Thursday, June 24, 1999 9:29 PM
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: Steve Vickers <vickers@excellular.com>
> To: Michael R Portesi <mauimike50@yahoo.com>
> Cc: Jerry Gillen <jer03pat@rivcom.net>
> Sent: Thursday, June 24, 1999 9:42 AM
> 
> 
> > The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO:
> > 
> > 
> > 10) Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
> > 
> > 9)  Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
> > enter the trailer park."
> > 
> > 8)  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
> > 
> > 7)  Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
> > 
> > 6)  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a
day."
> > 
> > 5)  Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
> > Goodwill last month.
> > 
> > 4)  "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
> > typo.
> > 
> > 3)  The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
> > 
> > 2)  With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors
with
> > little "m"s on them.
> > 
> > And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
> > 
> > 1)  You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
> > 
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------
> > 
> > 
> > Steve Vickers
> > PO Box 7328, Orange, CA 92863-7328
> > 
> > 
> 
> 

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