Really got a chuckle out of this one, heeee heee, Jeanne
Martin Auslander wrote:
>
> Dear Chris,
>
> Thank you dear lady, that made our Monday morning.
>
> God Bless,
> marty and Barb auslander
>
> CCR0417@AOL.COM wrote:
> >
> > > A Dead Engineer
> > >
> > > An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St.. Peter
> > > checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're
> > > in the wrong place."
> > >
> > > So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
> > >
> > > Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level
> > > of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building
> > > improvements.
> > >
> > > After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets
> > > and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
> > >
> > > One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a
> > > sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies,
> > >
> > > "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
> > > flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
> > > engineer is going to come up with next."
> > >
> > > God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
> > > mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up
> > > here."
> > >
> > > Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff,
> > > and I'm keeping him."
> > >
> > > God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
> > >
> > > Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And
> > > just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
> > >
> >
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