[MOL] Humor! [01558] Medicine On Line


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Actual Classified Ads
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>The following are actual classified ads that appeared in
>newspapers throughout the country.
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>2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.
>Leave mess.
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>Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.
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>A superb and inexpensive restaurant.  Fine food expertly served by
>waitresses in appetizing forms.
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>Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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>For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
>drawers.
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>Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.
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>Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take
>home, too.
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>We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.
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>Great Dames for sale.
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>Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.
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>Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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>Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim
>in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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>Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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>Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.  Automatically
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>burns toast.
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