Actual Classified Ads > >The following are actual
classified ads that appeared in >newspapers throughout the
country. > >2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect
markings, 555-1234. >Leave mess. > >Lost: small apricot
poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the
family. > >A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food
expertly served by >waitresses in appetizing forms. > >Dinner
Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00. > >For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large >drawers. > >Four-poster bed, 101 years
old. Perfect for antique lover. > >Now is your chance to have
your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take >home,
too. > >We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand. > >Great Dames for sale. > >Tired of
cleaning yourself? Let me do it. > >Dog for sale: eats
anything and is fond of children. > >Mt. Kilimanjaro, the
breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim >in the lovely pool while
you drink it all in. > >Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24
hours. > >Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically > >burns
toast. >
