[MOL] Y2K Solution [01466] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Y2K Solution



Dear Molers,

>Industry leaders have identified a low cost solution to the Y2K (Year 2000)
>issue:
>
>The goal is to remove ALL computers from the desktop by Jan, 2000.
Instead,
>everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound
>reasons for doing this:
>
>1. No Y2K problems
>
>2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
>
>3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
>
>The following FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help
>Desk should help you through the transition:
>
>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen.
>What do I do?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What's the shortcut for "Undo"?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I create a New Document window?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
>A: Pick it up and shake it.
>
>Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
>A: Don't shake it.
>
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