Re: [MOL] Re: [GCFL] Texas Joke [01355] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Re: [GCFL] Texas Joke



Sounds like you have been to Texas in July. The bugs and humidity was
left out of this.

Lillian wrote:
> 
> > "It's So Hot In Texas That......"
> > >
> > >*The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
> > >
> > >*The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch
> > >is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
> > >
> > >*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
> > >laying hard boiled eggs.
> > >
> > >=================================
> > >
> > >"It's So Dry In Texas That..."
> > >
> > >*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
> > >
> > >*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
> > >
> > >*A sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me,
> > >cuz I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old."
> > >
> > >*A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"  A
> > >rancher quickly answered "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in
> > >the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor
> > >replied,  "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."  "Well," the rancher
> > >puffed up, we got about two and a half inches of that."
> > >
> > >======================================
> > >
> > >"You Know You're In Texas When..."
> > >
> > >*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
> > >
> > >*You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
> > >
> > >*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
> > >
> > >*You can make instant sun tea.
> > >
> > >*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
> > >
> > >*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
> > >
> > >*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your
> > >car.
> > >
> > >*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
> > >
> > >*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
> > >distance.
> > >
> > >*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
> > >
> > >*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person
> > >is out on the streets.
> > >
> > >*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
> > >
> > >*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before
> > >work.
> > >
> > >*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not
> > >having air conditioning.
> > >
> > >*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
> > >end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
> > >
> > >*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
> 
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