[MOL] The Good, Bad and the Ugly [00989] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] The Good, Bad and the Ugly




Good, Bad & Ugly

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
 
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
 
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
 
Good: You're daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best friend

Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.



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>> > > > Subject: Good, Bad & Ugly
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>> > > >           Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
>> > > >           Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
>> > > >           Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
>> > > >           Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
>> > > >           Ugly: You're in them
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: Your husband understands fashion
>> > > >           Bad: He's a cross-dresser
>> > > >           Ugly: He looks better than you
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: Your son's finally maturing
>> > > >           Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
>> > > >           Ugly: So are you
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your
daughter
>> > > >           Bad: She keeps interrupting
>> > > >           Ugly: With corrections
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: Your wife's not talking to you
>> > > >           Bad: She wants a divorce
>> > > >           Ugly: She's a lawyer
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: The postman's early
>> > > >           Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
>> > > >           Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: You're daughter got a new job
>> > > >           Bad: As a hooker
>> > > >           Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
>> > > >           Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: You're son is dating someone new
>> > > >           Bad: It's another man
>> > > >           Ugly: He's you're best friend
>> > > >
>> > > >           Good: You're wife is pregnant.
>> > > >           Bad: It's triplets
>> > > >           Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
>> > > >
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