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Morning, Nanc: I love these. The one that really piques my curiosity is "do not use for the other use." Hmmmmm. Love, Kathy
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From: owner-mol-cancer@lists.meds.com [mailto:owner-mol-cancer@lists.meds.com] On Behalf Of jhkissinger@home.com
Sent: Friday, June 11, 1999 8:13 AM
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
Subject: [MOL] Nanc
Nanc, this brought a chuckle, especially, the "do not iron on body!" How
are you doing? I am having company again so will have to clean house
today. This is as a standing family joke, that I invite people over so
that I have the incentive to clean. Love, Jeanne
NLPOST@AOL.COM wrote:
>
> In a message dated 6/10/99 9:52:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time, SPickle99 writes:
>
> << In case you needed further proof that the human race is
> >> doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label
> >> instructions on consumer goods:
> >>
> >> On a Sears hairdryer:
> >> Do not use while sleeping.
> >> (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
> >>
> >> On a bag of Fritos:
> >> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
> >> inside.
> >> (The shoplifter special!)
> >>
> >> On a bar of Dial soap:
> >> Directions: Use like regular soap.
> >> (and that would be how?)
> >>
> >> On some Swann frozen dinners:
> >> Serving suggestion: Defrost.
> >> (But it's "just" a suggestion!)
> >>
> >> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
> >> (printed on bottom of the box):
> >> Do not turn upside down.
> >> (Too late! You lose!)
> >>
> >> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> >> Product will be hot after heating.
> >> (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
> >>
> >> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> >> Do not iron clothes on body.
> >> (But wouldn't that save more time?)
> >>
> >> On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
> >> Do not drive car or operate machinery.
> >> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
> >> accidents if
> >> we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts.)
> >>
> >> On Nytol sleep aid:
> >> Warning: may cause drowsiness.
> >> (One would hope!)
> >>
> >> On a Korean kitchen knife:
> >> Warning: Keep out of children.
> >> (What's for dinner?)
> >>
> >> On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
> >> For indoor or outdoor use only.
> >> (As opposed to use in outer space?)
> >>
> >> On a Japanese food processor:
> >> Not to be used for the other use.
> >> (Now I'm curious.)
> >>
> >> On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> >> Warning: contains nuts.
> >> (Really???)
> >>
> >> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> >> Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
> >> (I'm glad they cleared that up...)
> >>
> >> On a child's superman costume:
> >> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
> >> (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
> >> >>
>
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>
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> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 09:52:26 EDT
> From: SPickle99@aol.com
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> LesterB99@aol.com, Rainwaterj@aol.com, BReece396@aol.com,
> CPayton321@aol.com
>
>
>
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> Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 06:44:49 EDT
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> DY,
>
> READ THESE YOU MAY GET A LAUGH OUT OF THEM
>
> TONY
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> Date: Monday, June 07, 1999 12:05 PM
> Subject: Fw: (no subject)
>
> >
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> In case you needed further proof that the human race is
> >> doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label
> >> instructions on consumer goods:
> >>
> >> On a Sears hairdryer:
> >> Do not use while sleeping.
> >> (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
> >>
> >> On a bag of Fritos:
> >> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
> >> inside.
> >> (The shoplifter special!)
> >>
> >> On a bar of Dial soap:
> >> Directions: Use like regular soap.
> >> (and that would be how?)
> >>
> >> On some Swann frozen dinners:
> >> Serving suggestion: Defrost.
> >> (But it's "just" a suggestion!)
> >>
> >> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
> >> (printed on bottom of the box):
> >> Do not turn upside down.
> >> (Too late! You lose!)
> >>
> >> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> >> Product will be hot after heating.
> >> (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
> >>
> >> On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> >> Do not iron clothes on body.
> >> (But wouldn't that save more time?)
> >>
> >> On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
> >> Do not drive car or operate machinery.
> >> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
> >> accidents if
> >> we just kept those 5-year-olds off those fork lifts.)
> >>
> >> On Nytol sleep aid:
> >> Warning: may cause drowsiness.
> >> (One would hope!)
> >>
> >> On a Korean kitchen knife:
> >> Warning: Keep out of children.
> >> (What's for dinner?)
> >>
> >> On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
> >> For indoor or outdoor use only.
> >> (As opposed to use in outer space?)
> >>
> >> On a Japanese food processor:
> >> Not to be used for the other use.
> >> (Now I'm curious.)
> >>
> >> On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> >> Warning: contains nuts.
> >> (Really???)
> >>
> >> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> >> Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
> >> (I'm glad they cleared that up...)
> >>
> >> On a child's superman costume:
> >> Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
> >> (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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