Re: [MOL] Re: Funny church bulletins [00280] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Re: Funny church bulletins



I really enjoyed this. The fact that I just hung the phone after
speaking with MIL had nothing to do with my laughing. I thank you
debby

martha cerreto wrote:
> 
> >
> >Actual announcements taken from church bulletins:
> >
> >* Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
> >
> >* Thursday night, potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
> >
> >* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
> >
> >* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
> >downstairs.
> >
> >* The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David
> >Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
> >
> >* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of
> >the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
> >
> >* Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
> >milk will please come early.
> >
> >* Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing
> >"Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
> >
> >* Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
> >All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his
> >study.
> >
> >* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay
> >an egg on the altar.
> >
> >* The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies
> >will start, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
> >
> >* Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
> >new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
> >forward and do so.
> >
> >* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
> >may be seen in the church basement on Friday.
> >
> >* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
> >will follow.
> >
> >* At the evening service tonight, the topic will be "What is Hell?". Come
> >early and listen to our choir practice.
> >
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