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>Now, don't be offended if your kid is a student athlete!
>
>**********************************************
>The College Entrance Exam For Student Athletes
>
>Time Limit: 3 WEEKS
>
>1. What language is spoken in France?
>
>2.   Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
>reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give
>the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
>
>3.      Would you ask William Shakespeare to
>
>        ____ (a) build a bridge
>        ____ (b) sail the ocean
>        ____ (c) lead an army or
>        ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY
>
>4.      What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
>        ____ (a) Jewish
>        ____ (b) Catholic
>        ____ (c) Hindu
>        ____ (d) Polish
>        ____ (e) Agnostic
>
>5.      Metric conversion.  How many feet is 0.0 meters?
>
>6.      What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
>is on the 5?
>
>7.      How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
>
>8.      What are people in America's far north called?
>        ____ (a) Westerners
>        ____ (b) Southerners
>        ____ (c) Northerners
>
>9.      Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
>
>        Bush:    __________________________
>        Carter:  __________________________
>        Clinton: __________________________
>
>10.    Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
>George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
>
>11.     Rain comes from where?
>        ____ (a) Macy's
>        ____ (b) Kmart
>        ____ (c) Canada
>        ____ (d) the sky
>
>12.     Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
>         ____ (a) yes
>         ____ (b) no
>
>13.     What is the purpose of coat hangers?
>
>14.     The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
>
>15.     Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR-spell
your
>name in BLOCK LETTERS.
>
>16.     Where is the basement in a three story building located?
>
>17.     Which part of America produces the most oranges?
>        ____ (a) New York
>        ____ (b) Florida
>        ____ (c) Canada
>        ____ (d) Wisconsin
>
>18.     Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
>have?
>
>19.     What do the letters NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) mean?
>
>20.     The Cornell University tradition for
>efficiency began when (approximately)?
>        ____ (a) B. C
>        ____ (b) AD
>
>Signed _______________________
>
>
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