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[MOL] A blonde joke

>A blonde named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble.
>Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so
>desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God,
>please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm
>going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."
>Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God,
>let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose
>my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.  Once
>again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
>business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask
>you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let
>me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
>Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi
>is confronted by the voice of God  Himself: "Brandi, meet Me halfway on
>this. Please, go buy a ticket."
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