A state trooper waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At
closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry.
The man was so obviously inebreated that he could barely walk. He stumbled
around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying
his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle.
He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left.
He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off. He started to pull
forward into the grass, then stopped.
Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out into the road and started to
drive away. The trooper, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled
the man over.
He administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise the man blew
a 0.00! The trooper was dumbfounded "This equiptment must be broken!"
exclaimed the trooper.
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the DESIGNATED DECOY!"
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