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From: Redland Angus Kendrick~Sharon <angus@one800.net>
To: ldoyle@tctwest.net <ldoyle@tctwest.net>; ddoyle@trib.com
<ddoyle@trib.com>; lark1@alaska.net <lark1@alaska.net>; tonic314@yahoo.com
<tonic314@yahoo.com>; cainescc@tctwest.net <cainescc@tctwest.net>;
ngp@trib.com <ngp@trib.com>
Date: Thursday, May 27, 1999 5:18 PM
Subject: Hallmark Cards
>Subject: Rejected Hallmark Cards
>> >>
>> >> > 1) So your daughter's a hooker,
>> >> > and it spoiled your day.
>> >> > Look at the bright side,
>> >> > She's a really good lay!
>> >> >
>> >> > 2) My tire was thumping,
>> >> > I thought it was flat,
>> >> > when I loooked at the tire,
>> >> > I noticed your cat. Sorry!
>> >> >
>> >> > 3) You had your bladder removed
>> >> > and you're on the mends,
>> >> > here's a bouquet of flowers,
>> >> > and a box of Depends.
>> >> >
>> >> > 4) You've announced that you're gay,
>> >> > won't that be a laugh,
>> >> > when they find out you're one
>> >> > of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!
>> >> >
>> >> > 5) Happy Vasectomy!
>> >> > Hope you feel zippy!
>> >> > Cause when I had mine
>> >> > I got real snippy!
>> >> >
>> >> > 6) Heard your wife left you,
>> >> > How upset you must be.
>> >> > But don't fret about it,
>> >> > She moved in with me!
>> >> >
>> >> > 7) Your computer is dead,
>> >> > it was once so alive.
>> >> > Don't you regret installing
>> >> > Windows '95?
>> >> >
>> >> > 8) You totalled your car,
>> >> > and can't remember why.
>> >> > Could it have been,
>> >> > that case of Bud Dry?
>> >
>Sharon
>First weigh your words, then speak openly.
>
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