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Date: Wednesday, May 26, 1999 6:15 PM
Subject: Fwd: Truths About Life


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>>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
>>
>>No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
>>When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>>If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second
>>person.
>>Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>>You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>>Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
>>Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>>Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
>>Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
>>School lunches stick to the wall.
>>You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>>Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>>The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
>>+++++++
>>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
>>
>>Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
>>There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
>>For example: I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
>>hurt.
>>One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in
an
>>aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
>>The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant
atmosphere
>>... and let the air out of their car tires.
>>Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
>>Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
>>Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>>Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
>>Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
>>My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
>>If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
>>You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder
what
>>else you can do while you're down there.
>>~~~~~
>>"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money
>>can't buy."
>>~~~~~
>>Wisdom From Senior Citizens
>>
>>1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
>>2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
>>3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
>>4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
>>5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
>>6. If all is not lost, where is it?
>>7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
>>8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
>>9. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
>>10. I tried to get a life once, But they told me they were out of stock.
>>11. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.
>>12. It was so different before everything changed.
>>13. Some day's you're the dog, and some day's you're the hydrant.
>>14. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.
>>15. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
>>16. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
>>17. I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
>>18. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat
cause
>>kids.
>>19. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at
the
>>end.
>>20. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>>21. Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a trip around the
sun.
>>22. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the
>>bathroom.
>>23. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
>>24. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).
>>25. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
>>26. When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
>decide
>>to play chess.
>>27. If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your seat belt.
>>28. There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
>>29. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
>>30. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>>31. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>>32. Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
>>33. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better
attorney.
>>34. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
>>
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