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TOP 10 SIGNS OF "JOB BURN-OUT"
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10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Go to
Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you
immediately scream, "Stop asking me all these damn
questions!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
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back to sleep because you just don't care.
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Monday.
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pager will go off before your alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID
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