There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of
fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal,
he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. Finally, he decided
he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and
could not get off the ground. As he looked around wondering what to do now,
he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against the wall. He climbed to the top of
the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he would be
able to take flight. Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock,
splatting when he hit the floor. Dead.
The moral of the story...
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit.
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