Thanks Marty - first real smile today....love. Cori.
Martin Auslander wrote:
> S P O R T S "G E N I U S E S" & Variations on Murphy's Law
>
> Chicago Cubs outfielder, Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want
> all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to
> copulate me."
>
> Football commentator and former NFL player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody
> in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
> Clemson University recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a
> freshman because of academic requirements: "I play football. I'm not
> trying to be a professor."
>
> Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
> color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how
> to spell my name, I can still find my @$#&%@ clothes."
>
> Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his
> visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we
> went to."
>
> Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his teams 7-27 record:
> "We can't seem to win at home. We can't win on the road. As general
> manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
>
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
> coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
> expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an Uncle or an
> Aunt."
>
> Tommy Lasorda, Los Angeles Dodgers manager, when asked what terms
> Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in
> his upcoming contract negotiations: "He wants Texas back."
>
> Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling 'Gator fans that a fire
> at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy
> was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
> 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said,
> 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."'
>
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>
> God Bless All
> marty auslander
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