-----Original Message----- From: Melissa Wolfe Sent:
Thursday, May 06, 1999 10:36 AM To: Bobbie Mead; Brandi Maxwell;
Daniel Glynn; Felecia Edwards; Franki Mayfield; Ginny Clark; Janis Merck;
Jennifer Moffit; Jo Price; Jodi Arthur; Kathy Corrigan; Keena Edgerton; Martina
Struck; Megan Patten; RUNNER; Susan Ochs-Conrad; Sylvia Roland-Bahem; Tami
Christensen Subject: FW: Good one!
This 65 year
old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her
husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says,
"You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?" She
says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an
eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says,
"Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up..." she replied.