[MOL] Put Some Humor in Your Day! [00160] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Put Some Humor in Your Day!



>>>  A salesman calls this house, and the 3 year old son answers the  phone.
>>>
>>> The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your mother ?"
>>>
>>> The boy whispers in a very low voice, "She's busy."
>>>
>>> The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your daddy ?"
>>>
>>> The kid whispers again, in a very low voice, "He's busy too."
>>>
>>> The salesman then asks, "Is there anyone else there ?"
>>>
>>> The tot replies in the same quiet voice, "A policeman."
>>>
>>> The salesman inquires, "Can I talk to the policeman ?"
>>>
>>> The boy repeats again, in a low whisper, "He's busy too."
>>>
>>> The salesman again questions him and asks, "Is there anyone else there?"
>>>
>>> The kid comes back in a whisper, "A fireman."
>>>
>>> The salesman then wants to know if he can talk to the fireman.
>>>
>>> And once again the tot whispers, "He's busy too."
>>>
>>> By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on.
>>>
>>> He asks the boy, "What are they all doing ?"
>>>
>>> The little rug-rat replies, still in a very low whisper . . . "Looking
>for
>>>me."
>>>
>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>>  A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked
>>> what his future holds.
>>>
>>> His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going
>>> to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
>>> everything about you."
>>>
>>> The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
>>>
>>> "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
>>>
>>> "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^