<< There were three guys sitting behind three nuns in a football
game.
The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So
the first one says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to
hear), I think I want to move to California, there are only 100
Catholics living there...
The second guy speaks up and says, "I
want to move to Washington, there are only 50 Catholics living
there."
The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to
Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there."
One of the
nuns turns around and looks the third guy in the eye and calmly
says, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics
there." >>
