Re: [MOL] golfing joke [02279] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] golfing joke

The golfing joke was a repeater. 
Thanks for the laugh,
-----Original Message-----
From: Pauline Middleton <>
To: deerfork <>; Paul A. Hogan <>; Lauri Hogan <>; <>
Date: Thursday, April 29, 1999 11:02 PM
Subject: [MOL] golfing joke

>A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
>>>> five
>>>> > >iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks
>>>> him
>>>> > >what happened.
>>>> > >Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of
>>>> golf
>>>> > >with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We
>>>> went to
>>>> > >look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the
>>>> cows had
>>>> > >something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the
>>>> tail
>>>> > >and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.....stuck right in
>>>> the
>>>> > >middle of the cow's butt.
>>>> > >That's when I made my mistake.
>>>> > >"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
>>>> > >Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks like
>>>> > >yours!"