>A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a
>>>> five
>>>> > >iron wrapped tightly
around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks
>>>>
him
>>>> > >what happened.
>>>> >
>Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round
of
>>>> golf
>>>> > >with my wife when
she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We
>>>> went
to
>>>> > >look for it and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the
>>>> cows had
>>>> >
>something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
the
>>>> tail
>>>> > >and sure enough,
there was my wife's golf ball.....stuck right in
>>>>
the
>>>> > >middle of the cow's
butt.
>>>> > >That's when I made my
mistake.
>>>> > >"What did you do?", asked
the doctor.
>>>> > >Well, I lifted the tail and yelled
to my wife, "Hey this looks like
>>>> >
>yours!"
