[MOL] Top 10 Signs That Your're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart [02263] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Top 10 Signs That Your're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart

10.  You get a threatening note composed entirely of letters
>cut from a magazine with pinking shears; they're all of uniform size
>and font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows.
>9.  That tell-tale lemon slice in the dog's water bowl.
>8.  On her show, she makes a gingerbread house that is a
>perfect replica of your split-level, right down to the fallen-over
>licorice downspout and the  stuck-halfway-open graham cracker
>garage door.
>7.  You find your pet bunny on the stove in an exquisite
>tarragon, rose petal, and saffron demi-glace, with pecan-crusted
>hearts of palm and a delicate mint-fennel sauce.
>6.  The unmistakable aroma of potpourri follows you even after
>you leave the bathroom.
>5.  You discover that every napkin in the entire house has been
>folded into a swan.
>4.  No matter where you eat, your place setting always includes
>an oyster fork.
>3.  Twice this week, you've been the victim of a drive-by doilying.
>2.  You wake up in the hospital with a concussion, with endive
>stuffing in every orifice.
>. . . and the Number 1 Sign You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart:
>1.  You awaken one morning with a glue gun pointed squarely at
>your temple.