>A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a >>>> five >>>> > >iron wrapped tightly
around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks >>>>
him >>>> > >what happened. >>>> >
>Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round
of >>>> golf >>>> > >with my wife when she
sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We >>>> went
to >>>> > >look for it and while I was rooting around I
noticed one of the >>>> cows had >>>> >
>something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
the >>>> tail >>>> > >and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball.....stuck right in >>>>
the >>>> > >middle of the cow's butt. >>>>
> >That's when I made my mistake. >>>> > >"What
did you do?", asked the doctor. >>>> > >Well, I lifted
the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks like >>>>
> >yours!"
