[MOL] Thoughts on Womanhood! [02179]

Thoughts on Womenhood

* Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to
their diets.

* Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

* You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

* Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would
put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

* One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
woman gain five pounds.

* It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.

* If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

* I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the
right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

* Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

* Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

* Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

* Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

* Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.

* If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

* You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you
stop laughing.

* I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

* I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together
and setting my pantyhose on fire.

* Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it
shrinks two sizes.

* It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your
hips.

* Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

* The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby.

* Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.

* Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

* Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backward.